Walking in a Winter Wonderland

"We'll prespire, as we walk all the way up the $%ing
mountain in four feet of snow, wishing we were by the fire....and
we have a blockade, so the plans that we made, are all cancelled now cause the
car won't make it up the road in this Winter- friggin-
Wonderland (because we have no snow chains, and no one knows how to operate the four wheel drive, and the Ford drives like a moving Mac Truck). " And so is life on Mount Charleston!